Momma always told you to eat your greens. Broccoli, spinach, zucchini…all the disgusting stuff that Disney encouraged you to slip under the table to the dog. Because green plants are for cows, and cows are for humans. No need to disrupt the natural food cycle. Right?
Wrong. Everyone knows that Momma knows best, and also that Walt Disney was a racist prick. It turns out that veggies are actually pretty damn good for us – especially the green ones (gasp!). But which ones are the best? And do they all taste like dirt?
Enter: Kale. A curious species of cabbage most people don’t know about. It’s super tasty AND super healthy, with ridiculously high levels of beta carotene, Vitamin K, lutein, and zeaxanthin (don’t ask me about those last two). Basically, you can become Popeye without ever touching a slimy can of spinach.
I’ve been messing around with kale for a few months now, and I think I’ve come up with a few solid recipes. It’s extremely versatile and can be incorporated into almost any dish (soups, pastas, casseroles, ice cream?). The following side dishes highlight kale as the main ingredient, and are a quick and easy way to boost both your vitamin content and self esteem. One is a raw kale salad with a tangy Asian vinaigrette. The other is a modest attempt to revolutionize the potato chip. Both are equally delicious in my oh-so-humble opinion. So give kale a shot, and give yourself a break from all those overtaxed cruciferous vegetables you never really liked anyway. Momma would be proud.
Kale Salad
1 bunch kale, finely chopped
3 large carrots, shredded
3 scallions, diced
1 can water chestnuts, sliced
3 tbsp. toasted coconut (optional)
Lemon-Tahini Vinaigrette
1/4 cup fresh lemon juice
1/4 cup rice vinegar
2 tbsp. tahini
2 tbsp. honey
1 tbsp. minced ginger
- Combine the salad ingredients in a large bowl.
- Mix the vinaigrette separately.
- Add to the salad and toss to coat.
- Refrigerate for 30 minutes before serving.
Sesame Kale Chips
1 bunch kale, cut into bite-sized pieces
3 tbsp. sesame oil
3 tbsp. rice vinegar
2 tbsp. soy sauce
- Preheat oven to 350F.
- Combine the liquid ingredients in a large bowl.
- Add the kale and toss to coat.
- Spread evenly across a cookie sheet.
- Bake for 10-15 minutes or until crisp.